Some of ye want to know why Gadroon types this way. Wholl, firstly I be a fool. Sekondly, I like to find my whurds and elaborate upon them. I embellish the dekorations and retouch the details. Then I chuck the prittish mess out of the thinkspunge and use somethung more grubbish instead. Then I get to sit back and howl with mirth as ye all read my mess, and ye get the bleeding eyes reading a thousand blooms of grammatikal pain. {X>D HO,HO,HO,HO,HO,HO,HO,HO,HO. *is mirthlike and tumbles from sitting-machine* {8>} That is why I am this way and nae that. Rest assured that ye be misinterpreting this guttyrbawl correktly.
With the abovey whurds writ abovey like the whurds abovey,
-Your Gadroon.